The Menu of Ugly

You are what you eat. If you truly want to master the art of ugliness and radiate ugly, you have to renovate your diet. The uglier it is, the uglier you feel. Remember that ugliness isn't just about what you look like, it's how you feel inside. The proper nutrition will help you achieve the ultimate ugly feeling, and your friends and family will notice the difference.

I gathered some examples of wonderfully ugly things to eat.

Here's a nice soup. Just stare into its depths and meditate the ugliness. The less you actually know about the ingredients, the uglier it appears. Mystery always boosts ugliness, so buying frozen microwave meals is one of the best ways to achieve a hideous, ugly diet. The lovely thing about microwave meals is you never know what might be in them. Eww <3

    A true masterpiece

Don't forget your fruits and veggies! They might appear pretty and colorful at first, but they actually have a great potential of ugly. All you need is a little time patience. Just leave them lying around somewhere far from your fridge, and let time do the trick. Within a week you will start to notice rotting or mold on your fruits, and that's when they are ready to be eaten. You could also turn the process into a game. Bet with a friend (flatmates are usually a good choice for this) whether the fruits or vegetables are going to turn rotten or moldy. The winner gets to eat all.

                     These raspberries are just mold bombs in disguise

You can use the advantages of time with any food. It also maximizes the smell factor, that completes the ugly experience. Never underestimate smells. Gagging in disgust it's probably the ultimately best way to bring in the ugly. I wish I could have attached the smell of these lentils in this blog.

    Smells like fermented fart

Drinks can be ugly too. This is where you can get really creative. Even plain water can be turned into an exiting cocktail with pastes, spices, flour, the choice is yours. My personal favorite is fish sauce because of its breathtaking smelliness. I would suggest starting your experiments with a drink that's transparent, like water or Sprite, because seeing everything you've added into your drink makes it nastier. Milk is a great drink to start too, because it gets old so easily. Adding some strong alcohol into your milk will make milk curdle, and curdled milk is hardcore ugly.

    Layers are not just for tequila sunsets

Desserts are often cute and adorable cupcakes with rainbow sprinkles on them, but it doesn't have to be so. Just google "ugly cake" and you will find an endless source of inspiration. (Seriously do that, it's magnificent)
Look at this romantic dessert for two:

    THIS SHIT IS BANANAS

One of the good old ugly tricks is to make your food look like something else. It can remind you of some other familiar thing. Let your imagination flow.

I found an interesting news story about ugliness from back home, the Snowy-Snowy Land. Some used-to-be mega bosses of my home city said the beggars should be wiped out of the city streets, because they're ugly. WHAT KIND OF A REASON IS THAT? Besides, they're not even that ugly. It's so superficial to think that people are ugly, because ugliness requires hard work, and it doesn't come easy. You can't just become ugly inside out without constant effort and practice. Inheritance can help, but very few people are born naturally ugly. It's obvious those used-to-be mega bosses don't have a proper understanding of the true nature of ugliness.

May the ugly be with you.

Genesis

This is me. This is my ugly life.

You might have underestimated the power of ugly. Ugly might be something you want to put aside, to hide, to conceal. My approach is different. I embrace it, chase it, worship it. Ugly is the new sexy, and my life is smoking hot.

I was raised in the hideous East Side of a city located in the northern end of the world. As a child I learned the precious lesson of the ugly, it's not a curse, it's a blessing.

Here's a picture of my curtains.

Flowers tend to represent the beauty of life, but not on these curtains. I have to praise the designer who decided to create such glorious ugliness, and even got paid. You have to be a genius to make someone pay for that level of ugly. Or do you? That's what I'm going to find out writing this blog.

Anyway, I'm a student living in the halls. The furniture and decorations of student accommodation is a true sanctuary to ugliness. I feel at home here.

Have a look at my wonderful shower.

A window that doesn't close, a kinky Santa (always good to have someone from your native country around) spying on your nakedness, dirty mop, some random item in the shower, and the seductive color down there. What more could you ask for?

This is my back yard. This is where I hang out on Friday nights.

And finally:

Keep it ugly, keep it real.